Most Zed Defensible Location

We've all seen these T.V. shows where they move from location to location trying to find the most defensible spot to keep the Zed and their fellow man away.  Forget about trying to fortify a house, farm, or even a town.  How about a fucking fort!

Introducing the Castillo De San Marcos

Now you don't have to be a member of the European Union or have an ocean-worthy vessel to get here.  This bad boy is right in our own back yard.  Just off the Atlantic Ocean, this fort was designed by the Spanish to protect Florida against invasion from the British.  It's walls are made of coquina and can withstand the force of a canon ball at close range with little to no damage.

Did I mention it has moat.  Although the draw bridge is now stationary it could easily be refitted with another draw bridge.  It also has a portcullis.  Those soggy headed walking corpses won't be braking down that fence.  It also has working canons and an oven designed to heat canon balls.  Have you ever seen a canon ball bounce through a crowd?  Of course not... it's 2016 but, I can just smell the flesh now.  Pork rinds anyone?

To put a little more butter on your bread, there's also an alligator farm a few miles down the road.   That moat may look like a pond now but put a few hundred hungry alligators in there and you've got yourself a Zed shredding ecosystem.

It would also be effective against attacks.  Notice the starburst pattern of the battlements.  This allow defenders to fire on opposing walls.  It also has direct access to the intracoastal waterway.  With a decent craft you could travel the full length of Florida scavenging for supplies.

Smells like fish?  Have all you wish!   

If you're going to survive, survive in style.  When your not guarding the battlements you can hop on your boat and head for the ocean.  Blues, dolphin, sand trout and many other fish are abundant in the ocean just a short ride east of the fort.  Not to mention a healthy supply of succulent shrimp.  So next time we have a zombie apocalypse, grab your sun visor, board shorts, and a lounge chair and head for sunny St. Augustine.  I'll meet you there, but don't forget the margarita and bloody mary mix.