Location, Location, Location

Any real-estate agent will tell you it's all about location but I doubt they've ever thought about the best location to sit out doomsday!  I want to live out my zombie days in luxury.  Since most will be already dead or dying there will be some select properties to choose from but if you want to stick with a no-frills secure site you should think about an old missile silo.  Nothing screams security like squatting in the home of a retired nuke.



Most decommissioned missile silos offer more than 10,000 sq ft of climate controlled bliss.  Add a few scavenged solar panels and drill a freshwater well and you'll be set for life.  You may even catch the occasional two headed fish nearby for that extra uranium enriched protein.

With 46 ton nuclear blast rated doors no one, including the poor-hygiene militia up the street, will be causing you any problems.  If you forget to shut the door and some dead guys get in it's no problem.  The 100 foot hallway is the perfect shooting lane for a quick game of zombie tap!