What does it take to survive in an existence removed from the world we know today? I'll tell you but I think a lot of my readers may be deficient of some of these skills so you better sharpen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. So grab a pen and paper and take some notes.
Be flexible
I'm not talking about being able to touch your toes. I'm referring to the type of flexibility that comes as a result of coping with change. Being adaptable to your environment is probably the most important skill anyone can learn. If you don't like vegetables, tough shit, eat some. If you are afraid of heights, climb a cell phone tower. If you can’t make it through the day with out a soy white chocolate mocha Frappuccino with an extra shot of espresso and extra whip stop being a sissy and chew on a coffee bean.
Travel light
If you are carrying around your collection of Chia Pets and day dreaming about your past life, you can kiss your ass goodbye. Shed the extra weight and find a good pair of shoes. Hopefully the zed are of the Night of the Living Dead and not the Dawn of the Dead variety.
Be handy
I’m not advocating a close relationship with Harry Palms here, although you should bring him too. I’m talking about being able to use what you have available. If you’ve never handled a hammer or hand saw you should pick one up now.
Work out now!
Go to the gym and get a workout. I doubt the dead heads will be impressed by your rock hard abs so stick to cardio and strength training. If you need some extra motivation participate in a zombie run. Check out what an organized run is like by clicking here
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