Stabbing and Slashing

I've had more than one discussion about the most effective way to dispose of the walking dead but the boys at Zombie Tools seem to have it figured out.  I'm specifically impressed by the "Phalanx" and "The Spit".

Both of these bad boys can be wielded in one hand.  Use the "Phalanx" to slash your way through rotting corpses and "The Spit" to jab at their eyeless faces.  If you're cornered in a tight spot you can butt the end of the spit against a wall to hold off the reanimated flesh sacks while you slash away.  It gets easier as the bodies pile up.