Saturday, October 27, 2012

Don't bring a gun to a brain bash

How many times have you seen a survivor, armed to the teeth, overcome by the walking dead while pausing to reload?  In a zombie apocalypse we need to take a lesson from our European ancestors.  Their weapons were made to land blows with bone crushing effectiveness time and time again.  My instrument of medieval death would be the skull cracking force of a spiked steel ball.


 If it can punch through a layer of metal armor it can put a dent in the soft, rotting cranium of a Zed!  I would choose this baby over an edged weapon any day.  Wielded skillfully in both hands you're like a swirling tornado of death but don't forget to drop it before patting yourself on the back for a job well done. If you don't you're going to be sleeping on your stomach for a while.

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